Can you believe it? We were honored with this award by the North American Sidewalk Face Federation. I’m over the moon! What until I tell my mom!
What’s going to happen to the competition when they get a load of this?! Guess who will be landing all the top tier sidewalk face making gigs for the next year? Ha! It’s my time to shine. The voters have had their say and they pick me!
Alright, alright. Let me tone it down and tell you what’s really going on. My brother and I were strolling down Beverly Boulevard chatting. We walk past Shaky Alibi and noticing the giant banner they have over the front entrance; he articulates something I’ve been mentally chewing on for years. He says, Exactly how many waffle voters are there?
The banner reads, “Voted Best Waffles in America.” It’s been there for more than a decade.
Every time I see that sign, I think, says who?! And what do they know about waffles? Waffle preferences aren’t exactly standardized. I believe a waffle loving person can tell a great waffle from a mediocre one, but do I trust they can determine the best of the bunch? How would you ever have enough money and resources to sample all the waffles and who would fund it? To what end? It’s not a reasonable thing to research. It’s simply a marketing ploy. Get someone to say you are the best and voilà , you are the best. So, I am now doing that here.
I am the founder of the North American Sidewalk Face Federation. Currently I am also the only member. Care to join? They are known for rewarding members with extravagant awards!
SIDEWALK FACE 969
Sidewalk Face 
Count me in.
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Haha! I appreciate your wit and self-deprecating humor. I could be a part of this. I was always staring at sidewalks as a kid looking for patterns in the cracks. 🙂
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Thank you Terveen! You are officially member number 2
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Hi Caren,
I thought you might be interested to learn that every vote in the New York City Chapter of the North American Sidewalk Face Federation (NASFF/NYCC) was cast for you. Not One Single Vote for anyone else!
Congratulations!
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Hi Caren,
I thought you might be interested to learn that every vote in the New York City Chapter of the North American Sidewalk Face Federation (NASFF/NYCC) was cast for you. Not One Single Vote for anyone else!
Congratulations!
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Haha! My head is swelling to intergalactic proportions! Thank you Rich!
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(Almost) Every vote in the North Eastern Pennsylvania Chapter of the North American Sidewalk Face Federation (NASFF/NEPC) was cast for you. One person voted for me because the man with the over bite post I had, ok I lie I voted for myself but then I came to realize that no one can beat the Queen of the NASFF. 😉 I would hope to be member #3 cos who doesn’t love extravagant awards.
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Haha! I am glad to hear there’s some competion. Makes the winning even more sweet! Welcome to the Federation Matt!
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BTW I was just on a walk and came across a face and just posted it on my blog 🙂
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That’s awesome! I love it! I left you a comment but it didn’t post so probably you have to review it.
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Yeah I don’t know why, you went spam. I don’t have anything set to review comments. It’s moments like these when WP pisses me off.
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For a moment you had me! That’s not to say that I don’t think you make the best sidewalk faces. So, it ever comes to the vote, you have mine 😂
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Thank you Mariss! I appreciate that!
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thank you!
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Well done in the funny post contest too. 🙂
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thanks so much!
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