What would you do with a quart of sour half and half?

Picture an unopened container, the classic waxed cardboard type, not plastic, that expired several days ago and has been left to sit out on the dish drain unrefrigerated for several days.

Response #1

Slowly pour it down the drain while running water.

Response #2

Place in nearly full garbage can. Then heap additional garbage on top so that the container can no longer be seen. Make sure the topping garbage is threatening to spill out in such a way that no additional garbage can confidently go in. Leave this situation for wife to discover when she is trying to put new garbage into the bin.

This wife has a great technique for creating more space. She compacts the garbage by gently folding the bag’s upper flaps over each other and then stepping on it with all her weight. Normally this gets you another half day of usage before needing to take outside. Normally this does not ruin your Nike sneakers.

It’s like the garbage masturbated on my shoe with spoiled milk. Ewh!

So that’s what that low base pompf sound was.

4 thoughts on “What would you do with a quart of sour half and half?

  1. OMG!!! I definitely have been through all sides of this story. Sorry about the Nikes. 

    Mary Trunk


  2. Did you know that on all the dating websites they are like 90% trashbags and only 10% new nike shoes? Mostly trashbags just send the poor nike shoes unsolicited drawstring pics. Thanks goodness we are not out their looking for love. It is like trying to find a soulmate only to wake up with curdled milk jizzed all over you. Yuck. Glad do have those days behind me.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s